The Cannibal King

The cannibal king with the big nose ring
Fell in love with the hula maid
And every night by the pale moonlight
Across the lake he came.
He hugged and he kissed his pretty little miss
Under the bamboo tree
And every night by the pale moonlight
Sounds like this to me:

Baroom *kiss*  *kiss*
Baroom *kiss*  *kiss*
Baroom diddy oddy aaay
Baroom *kiss*  *kiss*
Baroom *kiss*  *kiss*
Baroom diddy oddy aaay

I’ll build a bungalo big enough for two
Big enough for two my honey
Big enough for 1-2-3-4
And when we’re married, happy we’ll be
under the bamboo
under the bamboo tree
bum bum bum bum, bum bum,
bum bum bum bum bum bum

If you’ll be M-I-N-E mine
I’ll be T-H-I-N-E thine
And I’ll L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time

You are the B-E-S-T best
Of all the R-E-S-T rest
And I’ll L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time.
Rack em, stack em any old time
Match in the forest- no camp