Fried Ham

Fried ham, fried ham 
Cheese and bologna 
And after the macaroni 
We’ll have onions, pickles, and pretzels 
And then we’ll have some more fried ham, 
Fried ham, fried ham! 

Same song, second verse, English accent little bit worse ... 
Same song, third verse, Southern accent little bit worse ... 
Same song, fourth verse, Opera style little bit worse ... 
Same song, fifth verse, Robot style little bit worse ... 
Same song, sixth verse, Tongue stuck to teeth little bit worse ... 
and on and on and on ... (underwater, baby, no teeth, etc.)