Doughnut Shop

Welllllll I walked around  the corner 
And I walked down the block
And I walked right into the doughnut shop
And I picked up a doughnut 
Right out of the grease
And I handed the lady a five-cent piece.

Wellllllll she looked at the nickel 
And she looked at me
And she said, "This money is no good you see...
There’s a hole in the middle
And it goes right through"
And I said, "there’s a hole in the doughnut too!"

Thanks for the doughnut, two bites.